Letters

I have two important letters that I need to write today, so I figured that the best place to post them was here since neither recipient would care.

Dear LL,

I know that you love eating out just as much, if not more, than mommy does. However, it hurts mommy's feelings when you scarf down any and all food at restaurants and then turn your nose up at mommy's attempt to cook by slinging your dinner on the floor without even tasting it. As much as mommy would LOVE to go out to eat for dinner every night, it is just not financially feasible, nor is it healthy.

Sincerely,
Mommy

P.S.-I hope that the next time I am trying to get my frustrations out by blogging, that you will NOT decide to turn off the computer while mommy is typing. Thanks!

Dear Mr. Disney,

I know that Walt has passed, but I need to address the person who is now in charge. My family would be more than thrilled to be able to attend your parks this fall. I know that it will be just as magical for my daughter as it was for me. However, I need to you post some MAJOR fall discounts ASAP. I was comparing the current prices to the prices that we paid over 12 years ago (the last time I visited your parks) and I am FLOORED by the increase. Maybe you didn't get the memo that this country is in a economic depression since Disney World is in fact in its own world. So, if you could post those discounts for the fall so that the Loyo family can pack up and head to the most magical place on earth then that would be FANTASTIC!
Sincerely,
Mommy Loyo